I'm not sure exactly what a crastinator is, but I have decided that, contrary to what some would have you believe, I am not a pro-crastinator. No one pays me a dime for any type of crastination. Therefore, I must be an amateur crastinator at best. I wish it was an Olympic sport, because I would win the gold every time. Really. It wouldn't even be close. Need a good example? See tomorrow's "D" post. You'll see what I mean.